[CC'd from Ravens guildspam]
It is with sad regret that Andromatche must announce her resignation of leadership of the Shuttered Rivens and her departure from Azerath and the Weald of Wartcraft. Catastrophe has proved to be an utter faceroll and the enjoyment has gone from the game. There's only so many times you can say "u noob" to Deathwhinge as you solo him or change your hairdo for raids. Instead, she's going to concentrate on some truly hardcore games - Nintendogs (on the GBA) and My little Sparklepony (on the Wii). You can also find her online playing the totallay awsome wowkiller MMO Final Fantasy XIV where she goes by the name Loof Lirpa (to protect her from the legions of adoring fans, stalkers and gnomes).
Andro's not leaving you all in the lurch though; she's arranged for Stromboli's return to the guild and the gnomish rodent promises to have fun and frolics ready for everyone soon (involving sheep, stepladders and a pound of lard I believe). She's also generously chosen to tackle abuse of the guild bank by selling off all its goods and pocketing the proceeds (which have already been spent on Haris Pilton bags which are, like, totally awsome) and has instead left you a million lucky rabbits feet and a train set.
So long suckers.
Ubermage, vanquisher of carebears and gankers, scourge of the l33t and prettiest non-dwarf in Weald of Wartcraft